'Wonderful!' I ejaculated.: Archive

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Feb 29th

Gatiss and Moffat at work:

geniusbee: justicemuffins: trueamericanenglish: justicemuffins: geniusbee: sashkash: Old habits die hard. (Inspired by Mark’s smutty writing - Read More) YEP PRETTY MUCH His face though. HIS FACE. #Can we call that the ‘wtf Mark’ face? wtf Mark AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA And Mark’s wearing his “Boooooy, you know how I roll” face

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happy birthday to me (for tomorrow)

Feb 29th

SHUT UP BRAIN.

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.

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People should listen to Harry more often.

Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.

Feb 28th

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Me: Damn, this shower is cold. 
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ

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Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people

Feb 28th

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