March 2012
That awkward moment
when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
padalecky:
when i accidentally exit out of a tab or something i actually say “no wait!” as if it’ll come back
leandralocke:
Ssssweeeeet Benedict, sssleeping in our bed. Yesss, yesss…
We strokesss it, we petsss its hair.
Myyyyyyyyy prrrreccciousssssssssss!!!!
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
: 911, what's your emergency
Me: My uterus is trying to claw its way through my intestines, send help
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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis:
stillnot-ginger:
starshiprangerjess:
2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE...
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Muh. Completely fed up. Feel like I'm on the brink...
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A Scandal in Belgravia Commentary (The Infamous...
Lara: Oh!
Steven: Hello!
Benedict: The other comic fall [while shooting] was at this point. I'd overstepped my sheet's limit and uh, just fell.
Lara: Did you really?
Steven: Fell like a tree! Because he couldn't move his arms, he couldn't move his legs, he just fell.
Benedict: I was dedicated. I was dedicated.
Lara: Do I dare ask what broke your fall?
Benedict: Uh.. the carpet.
Steven: What's terrible is, he falls quite painfully, but because it is so funny, everyone just laughs. You hear him go 'hhhggnk!' crunching onto the floor and there's Martin going 'Ohoho!'
Benedict: I tell you, I've had quite a year of falling over with very little clothes on, so..
Steven: Where's the gag reel? Where is the gag reel?
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Mother: My vagina is like the TARDIS.
Me: What bigger on the inside?
Mother: No its had 11 doctors in it.
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the-17-steps started following you
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
Me: Hmmmm I'm not too sure about this character
Writers: We'll make you fall in love with them
Me: omg omg omg I love you my favourite character
Writers: lolololol lets kill them
Me: wait what
Writers: They die
Me: wait
Writers: They die
Me: No wait
Writers: Die
Me: NO PLEASE
Writers: DIEEEEEEEEE
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Casually reading Johnlock smut because boyfriend...
find out you were so engrossed in the sexy times that he is actually very much awake and very much reading.
Awkward…
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